Monica’s Flying Burritos
Serves: Absolutely no purpose.
-Go to city with husband to meet friends for a fun night out.
-Consume several drinks, eat very little.
-At the end of the evening, accompany husband to ‘La Bamba’, and order a burrito as big as your head.
-Carry burrito back to car, and on the way, pick huge fight with husband.
-Get very angry with husband and launch burrito into the air, sending it sailing down the street. Try to grab husband’s burrito to throw as well.
-Make a huge scene to both entertain and horrify onlookers.
-Sulk for entire ride home (speak not a word).
-Just before arriving home, ask husband if he can stop somewhere to get you something to eat.