My 6 year old was not too happy about the cold weather this morning. On the way to the bus stop, he was sharing his disappointment with my daughter.
J: "It's FREEZING! God can be such a JERK sometimes! He's ruining all the plants"!
L: "uh-oh, you better not say that. Santa might hear you"!
J: "I wasn't talking about Santa".
L: "Well, Santa cares about everyone--even God".